well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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