Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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