Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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