I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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