She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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