So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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