She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
your like the ambassador to my penis.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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