The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
