You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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