So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
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