she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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