My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthdayâ€
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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