I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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