her vagine was all disorganized.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Randomize
