No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
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