i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I FOUND THE LEGS
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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