I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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