Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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