What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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