Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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