Having a random hookup so left but love u
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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