So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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