Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
