): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
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