She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I need water and some morals
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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