he told me I talked like a deaf person
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
What a dumb baby whore.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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