remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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