I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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