the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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