I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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