i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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