8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
there was a trapeze. enough said
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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