So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
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