Well apparently he's into motor boating.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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