Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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