Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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