I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
and you said cock pushups were impossible
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
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