the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Reggie can tackle my bush.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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