dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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