Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
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