No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
How does it feel to date your dad?
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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