Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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