I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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