The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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