D3 body, D1 cock
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Randomize
