Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I just pynch a tree in the face
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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