I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
We just shotgunned beers for America
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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