she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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