Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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