Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
