so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
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