awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
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