She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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