This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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