I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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